Dear Mom and Dad,
I love my job because I get to work with animals!
I get to make little dioramas with them:
I get to dress them in costumes:
I get to hang them in funny places:
I get to impale them on pitchforks and give them sunglasses:
I get to cover their taxidermied heads in plastic:
… And this:
Didn’t I say I always wanted a pony?
Hope all is well at home! My love to Nana and the dog.